May 2013
unwrittenlaw5:
do you ever just finish a book or tv show and then
shadesilverwing:
“_____ liked your post”
“_____ reblogged your post”
mullingayr:
I don’t understand why some people aren’t okay with sitting at home doing nothing like why do you need to be with your friends constantly don’t you ever want time to yourself jesus christ
charmeleon:
wow thats so funny thanks facebook
circumcisions:
procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due
Gangnam style has 999,901,298 views
The video is 4:13 min long
Thats a total of about 4,249,580,516.5 viewing minutes
or about 71,020,258 hours
or about 2,959,177 days
or about 8,102 years
Civilization emerged about 5,000 years ago, to put that in perspective.
whores:
whores:
Don’t cry because its over
cry because you’re ugly
deerstalkers-are-cool:
So I was talking to my dad about supernatural and I told him it was a show that has demons and angels and mythical creatures and stuff and how it is sometimes gory and scary and so I go to watch the next episode I am up to, and dad’s watching and it’s fucking this one
tardis-in-purgatory:
i want the first scene of season 9 to be some sleazy creep trying to pick up this girl and he wraps his greasy arm around her and goes “so… did it hurt when you fell from heaven?” and she yanks out her angel blade and ganks him and as his mutilated corpse falls to the ground she mutters “i hate this planet”
thepensivebrony:
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
LIFE HACK
asap-tran:
really-shit:
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
porndirector:
i’d be so attractive if i was attractive
